Big Game

This is a bit of a quickie:

The EarthQuakes have a big game in Nueva York tomorrow against Osorio's new team Red Bull. Hopefully coming off a nice road win, a little confidence could help them land a second win in the meadowlands.

Houston, (they) have a problem. The only team without a victory, and currently sitting in dead last. What's happening in Texas?

LA is on a tear! And we hate it. Landon Donovan has 8 goals in 5 games, and looks like he is playing with energy for a full 90 for the first time in his career. I wonder if Ruud Gullit threatened him, or spiked his morning lattes. He's on fire, and hopefully will slow down before the SoCal foes come to Oakland in June. Sorry Chivas, you got worked tonight 5-2 (hat trick for LD, and an assist).

Speaking of Chivas USA, there's talk of a new town, new stadium, and new name. Come North guys, Sacramento will take you tomorrow! We hate LA, and Alexi Lalas too. Come on, we'll love you Goats. Please Preki, it's a nice place. Ah well.

Lastly, we are happy to hear Mr. Donald Garber, of such fame as being the boss of brilliant Ivan Gazidis, the dep commissioner of MLS, has apparently began a blog. Isn't that funny. So, the commissioner of MLS thinks he can do our job better than us, how ironic. And why not? I am sure he's read our complaints, and demands. Good luck Commish, finding readers isn't as easy as it looks. Here's a trick, add hot girls to every post.

Peace.

Oh, and by the way, you'll have to comment here. The douchebags at Yahoo ended my email account for some unknown reason. Do you think it's because I call people things like "douchebags"? Whatever, they are douchebags.

So there's your Quickie, I am sure I left you wanting more...