Bull Fight!!

Bad news Red Bull New York fans. Not only was there a terrible scrimmage, also known as a "friendly" game between your beloved Yankee Footballers and their brother team Red Bull Salzburg (See also: A-hole douchebags). The game was reportedly full of vicious tackles, heated tempers. Worse than that, the guy we had pegged for Rookie of the Year last season, your boy, Dane Richards (below) went down with a sprained MCL. Now I don't know what that is really, but it sounds bad. (For more on Sprained MCL's click here and also Here AHHHH...)

Even worse, Coach Juan Carlos Osorio said today, "It's a lot worse than we expected." He looks to be sitting out for the home opener against the Columbus Crew.

We gotta ask man, What the (Cencorsed bleep)?? Aren't these two teams playing for the same owner? So, they basically have the same boss? I can't imagine explaining to my boss that I just took another one of his employees out for a "month" or so!
Said Jeff Conway RBNY goalkeeper, "their intention was to hurt our guys..." Remember these people were right there in the middle of the beginning of World War 1. Let's hope it doesn't escalate, and turn in to a Civil "Red Bull" War. No offense to Dane who's a great player himself, but if this had been America's pride and joy, Jozy Altidore (above), I think we would be lining up the missiles in Austria's direction.

Good news is, he'll be back in a month or so, and he's young, so he'll recover. But let's hope these brothers learn from our friend Tommy Boy, that brothers don't shake hands (err, injure people), brothers gotta hug!

Peace in the middle Salzburg: SacUnitedSoccerBlog@yahoo.com