Becks leaving?

(Above: Do you think this guy's mom is proud? What a chode. Nice Rockets jersey, and ripped biceps, I am sure he had a pretty girlfriend in high school, good for him.)

Did you hear? Sir David Beckingham, of such fame as this glorious moment, and a few great moments in soccer, is leaving... and with that the hopes of MLS are through. Well, that is if you think DB training with one of the best squads on God's green land is a problem.

That's right, to get back to "fitness" David Beckham will travel to England to train under Arsene Wenger, (see the two together) and the staff at Arsenal. I am not sure whether the Colorado Rapids (who had some partnership with Arsenal) are ok with this agreement. Not sure if anyone in England cares about the Rapids. Did they really name their stadium "Dicks"?? Ah well.

Phone calls weren't immediately returned by David's publicist, when I asked how this would affect his attendance at my Christmas Party. Jerk.

Coming up!! More Sexy Soccer Moms, News on San Jose, and the DC United Snub by old man Veron.